Exit Wounds \exit woon•dz\ n.: Blows to one’s manhood delivered by former girlfriend at the point of break-up. Invariably aimed below the belt.   As she carries the last of her things out of what had been their apartment, Cindy turns to face him. “Oh, one last thing,” she says casually. “I’d lay off the Quarter Pounders, if I were you. You’re starting to store ass fat like a woman.” And having delivered her exit wound, she closes the door and breezes out his life forever. Exit wounds won’t kill you, but they sure as hell leave a big scar. All those idiosyncrasies that were once “cute” are now “gross.” All the secrets, the hopes and fears shared at the height of your passion will now be trashed and thrown back at you. The worst part: knowing something’s coming, but not knowing what—or when. Yes, breaking up is hard to do. But let’s face it, putting a shattered ego back together is a whole lot harder. 
 
 
 
 
 
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